God Prepares to Pour Out Wrath On Small Pennsylvania Town
Like a dog returning to its vomit, some people just refuse to learn.
With a long history of apocalyptic warnings and provocative statements under his belt, Pat Robertson this summer called for the assassination of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez.
Now he's daring God to assassinate an entire Pennsylvania town.
Why?
They had the unmitigated temerity to oust a school board that supported "intelligent design."
Robertson told citizens of Dover, Pennsylvania that they had rejected God by their vote and told them not to be surprised if disaster struck.
"I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city," Robertson said on his daily television show, "The 700 Club."
"And don't wonder why He hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I'm not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, don't ask for His help because he might not be there."
Good grief.
Someone once said, "Lord, save me from your followers." I second that sentiment.
I hear Kabbalah is fun...
posted by Brandon at 6:55 PM
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What better way to prove the existence of an Intelligent Designer? Demonstrate how unintelligently designed you are, Pat.
Is it all about ego and attention, or do you think he is really that stupid? Or, maybe since he hasn't spent a week apologizing on his TV show lately, he's having withdrawal symptoms.
Hear, hear! I am embarrassed that people want to put Pat and I in the same catagory. Goodness...
While I completely agree, Brandon, "Like a dog returning to its vomit" is not one of your more lyrical turns of phrase. I had to read that at lunchtime? Sheesh.
Can't take credit for that one. Proverbs 26:11. I was going for the whole get-ya-with-the-Bible thang.
Thank you. This guy is annoying me. He's really annoying to God.
One more time, just for good measure!
Pat Robertson suggested Thursday that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's stroke was divine punishment for dividing God's land. "God considers this land to be his," Robertson said on his TV program "The 700 Club." "You read the Bible and he says `This is my land,' and for any prime minister of Israel who decides he is going to carve it up and give it away, God says, `No, this is mine.'"
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